God, I love me some zombies. Their shuffling gait, their glassy-eyed stare...their constant and insistent request for BRAAAAAAAAAINS!
The problem with zombies is, you know, you can’t take them with you. Oh, I don’t mean in the “can’t be seen in public” way. I think great advances have been made in zombie acceptance in recent years and zombies are, for the most part, welcomed into the homes of all but the most intolerant of citizens. It’s just that they’re incredibly difficult to carry.
What we need, then, are portable zombies.
Enter the Sock Zombies. Smaller and more socky than a regular-sized zombie, their fuzzy exteriors and sparkly blood-mouths are sure to melt your heart (and perhaps drink it afterward). They come in as many different forms as Bubba Gump shrimp: Throwing Zombies, Double Decker Zombies, Fuzzy Zombies, Stripe Zombies… you’re sure to find a zombie that matches your lifestyle. Or deadstyle. Whatever.
via Out of Character