While some of you are laziness enough to make your Ocado order from your iPhone, I’m sure there are even more of you who are lazy enough to have cake delivered to your front door.
Launching today, the new Cakes To You Door does exactly what it says on the tin – it delivers cake to your door. Aimed at “busy parents” who are under an immense amount of pressure to “outperform expectations in the battle of ‘who has the best Birthday cake’, Cakes To Your Door delivers everything from corporate cakes, to children’s birthday cakes, to religious cakes, to cupcake towers.
Oh yes. I said cupcake towers.
Calm yourself.
While you could look at this as being a service for lazy ass parents, or sad single women who need a quick pick-me-up on a Tuesday afternoon and have a tower of ballerina cupcakes sent to themselves, this actually could be quite useful!
Say you need to get out of a baptism, but you’re in charge of bringing the big religious cake – have it delivered.
What if your best friend just fired from her job, and you can’t bear to go over to her house and hear about her “The Devil Wears George from ASDA” boss has, once again, ruined her life. You send her a cake with a photo of The Jonas Brothers to cheer her up, that’s what.
Plus, the cupcake towers are pretty damn awesome. There’s a Rock Star Tower, where you can put people’s faces like Bowie and Elvis on the cupcakes. Or a Movie Star Tower where you can either do two movie star’s faces, or yourself and one other movie star on the cakes! (Can you imagine a cupcake tower with your face next to Philip Seymour Hoffman’s? HOT!)

Some bakeries won’t deliver, and while I’m sure everyone under the sun would like a dozen red velvet cupcakes from The Hummingbird Bakery, they don’t deliver out to ‘burbs, do they?
Check out cakestoyourdoor.co.uk to see their wide variety of cakes and cupcake towers!