Thankfully, while my flight-provided orange was confiscated, airport security had no problem letting me back on American soil with a giant jar of questionable liquid in my luggage. You see, golden syrup is really hard to find in the US so I made sure to stock up on that dreamy, liquid gold while I was in London specifically to make these addictive, childish indulgences.
BITCH:HOME
30 Jun 2010 17:00 GMT
In a world where everything can be Googled, and you can potentially find out and discover new things every second via Twitter or Facebook, it’s rare to have your mind consistently blown by something else, other than the Internet.
The thing that constantly blows my mind is...
The Lakeland Catalogue.
BITCH:HOME
28 Jun 2010 13:30 GMT
I spent this past week at my old college roommate’s newly purchased house (congrats again, Sarah and Marcus!). I passed the time communing with Mid-Atlantic nature, doing various summer camp appropriate activities and playing 1950s housewife to my favorite working gal north of the Mason-Dixon. It’s tiring being a fifties housewife, especially in temperatures reaching 95 degrees with the humidity as high as it can possibly be without it actually raining. So by the weekend, my baking and...
BITCH:HOME
23 Jun 2010 08:43 GMT
Gimmicky coffee drinks are incredibly annoying. Frappé-coconut-strawyberry-cooler-whatever, I say.So when I first spotted the new Starbucks Discoveries drink in my local Starbucks, I rolled my eyes. I admit it. I was pleased to see that Doubleshot cans had finally made it to the UK, however, I was unsure what this Seattle Latte business was about.
BITCH:HOME
21 Jun 2010 13:30 GMT
As much as I love spending time with my in-laws around a wonderful meal prepared with copious amounts of butter, salt and love, my thighs dread it. You put French people around a table without some form of meat and cheese and someone’s likely to get hurt (usually the vegetarian).Over the last 4 years, my mother-in-law has been slow to understand that pouring half a container of sugar onto a fruit salad does not make it “light” and that molten chocolate cake after a plateau of roast bee...
BITCH:HOME
17 Jun 2010 13:30 GMT
"I prefer a nice cup of tea to sex." - Boy GeorgeWhat could need less thought than your tea and biscuit? Kettle on, package open, insert in mouth. Well, Fox's Biscuits wants you to reconsider everything and to get you to approach tea and biscuit combinations as if you were pairing wine with your dinner. I had my doubts, but I have to say I was won over.
BITCH:HOME
11 Jun 2010 13:30 GMT
As soon as it becomes architecturally sound and physically possible, I’m moving into a Key lime. I will spend my days lying in a hammock listening to reggae. It will be awesome and you’re all invited to come over because I will be serving these tartelettes around the clock. These little confections are part Key lime pie, part cheesecake, part ice cream and one hundred percent easy, no-bake summer treat. If you’re new to Key limes, they are smaller, more yellow, and more acidic than the...
BITCH:HOME
09 Jun 2010 11:26 GMT
Before I get writing, I have to apologise. I am very sorry about this post. The thing is, you see, that I can’t seem to help myself writing about it. I sat down, and before I had even realised it my hands were tapping out the words:Joan Holloway. Joan Holloway, Joan Holloway, Joan Holloway.
BITCH:HOME
03 Jun 2010 09:00 GMT
Listen… Yeah, crazy mom, slathering Nutella on “healthy foods” like multigrain toast will get your kids to eat them. You can also mix Skittles into a bowl of peas!
BITCH:HOME
02 Jun 2010 15:00 GMT
Grilling time is upon us. With the sun finally breaking through across the UK and Memorial Day coming up in the US, grills are going to be fired up on both sides of the Atlantic. To make sure you don’t end up in the corner trying to fill up on potato chips while everyone else places their hot dog or hamburger order with the grill master, bring along some portobellos to get in on the grilling fun!
BITCH:HOME
26 May 2010 15:00 GMT