Only four more sleeps till christmas! No doubt between those sleeps you will have wedged a plethora of plans, from entertaining friends and feeding family, to a whirlwind tour of your city's finest happy hours. For the former, you will be required to prepare delcious nibbles, as either a preface to a delicious christmas dinner, or to prevent your friends getting so drunk they vom on your carpet. Following the latter, you will probably want to whip up a tasty snack on returning home to ...
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21 Dec 2009 13:05 GMT
While I consider myself to be more of a mash type, there isn't really any denying that roast potatoes are an integral part of any roast feast. For some, they're probably even the best bit, though personally, I favour the cabbage.
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18 Dec 2009 16:22 GMT
This is my absolute favorite cake recipe, and it’s perfect for the holidays. Sugar plum fairies, hello?! Amazing vegan blogger Amey of Vegan Eats and Treats adapted this from a Jacques Pepin recipe. My ingredients and method are a tiny bit different than hers, but all credit goes to Amey for figuring out how to duplicate this amazing c...
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16 Dec 2009 16:45 GMT
Most of us believed in Father Christmas at some stage of our lives. He is the best of all the child-belief figures; better than the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy combined. Sadly time goes by; you grow up and notice Mum has been using the same wrapping paper as Father Christmas and it just doesn’t add up. A logical 10-year-old with an already incisive mind, you put two and two together and lose all innocence.
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15 Dec 2009 14:30 GMT
I am going to be honest. I live in a complete and utter mess. If I was left to my own agenda, I would gradually fill the floor with used clothes, the tables with empty un-scraped plates, and would neatly and efficiently pile the bin higher and higher until eventually it collapsed under its own wait. Whilst I am happier in a tidy house, the effort involved in dragging my lazy arse off the sofa and towards my arch nemesis, the hoover, is more than I can be bothered to exert!
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11 Dec 2009 18:45 GMT
Cabbage has got itself a bit of a poor reputation. People bitch about eating it, but that is probably because they have mainly experienced over-boiled, fart-smelling mush that makes the cabbage soup in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory look like Michelin cuisine. BUT, with the old rule that frying stuff makes it taste better, cabbage can create a delicious vegetable dish.
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11 Dec 2009 14:28 GMT
You're probably sick of being told about soup this Christmas, but stop that this instant! I've just come across one of those fabled hand-me-down recipes from your Mother's Mother which tastes fantastic so get your ladle back out of the ladle cupboard this instant. Not only that, but it's insanely easy.
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10 Dec 2009 15:34 GMT
There's nothing worse than a passive agressive blogger.We've all had the urge to rip someone a new one in a thinly veiled rant. ("Instead of Lily, I'll just use the name Frilly! NO ONE WILL KNOW.")However, those of us who have been caught or called out know that it's never a good idea. Mainly because whoever you're writing about knows, and also because it makes you sound like a melodramatic douche.
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09 Dec 2009 16:35 GMT
You could try to squeeze more vegan nutrition into an eight-by-eight inch casserole dish, but I don't think it’s possible. This quinoa bake is packed with protein, vitamins, heat and deliciousness that will warm your winter bones. For this recipe you’ll need quinoa, or “Incan miracle grain” as I like to call it, and soy chorizo. That’s right, chorizo made out of soy! What will they think of next!? Americans can find it at Trader Joe’s and I'm su...
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09 Dec 2009 15:30 GMT
Step 1) Get drunk. Preferably on wine because a mellow, classy drunk will serve you well in the kitchen.Step 2) Crush a bunch of old croissants that have been hardening in their plastic bakery container on your counter for a month or so into a million tiny pieces. Or, you know, some old bread. Whatever you’ve got lying around. Don’t worry about how big or small the pieces are. Just listen to your heart. It is probably drunk too and it knows what it wan...
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08 Dec 2009 19:11 GMT